|The Ugly Kid|
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the wife became pregnant, and sure enough, nine months later she delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way he could be the father of that child.
“Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.” Then he gave her a stern look and asked, “Have you been fooling around on me?!”
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, “Not this time.”
Going to Mars
NASA was interviewing people to be sent to Mars for an experiment. Only one could go, and he couldn’t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. “I want to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll keep $2 million, and pay the engineer to go.”
A state trooper in Kansas made a traffic stop of an elderly lady for speeding on U.S. 166 just East of Sedan, KS. He asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to him.
In with the cards, he was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a concealed carry permit. He looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something, body language, or the way she said it, made him want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now he had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse.
He then asked her “Ma’am, you sure carry a lot of guns. What are you so afraid of?”
She looked him right in the eye and said, “Not a dam thing!”
Chocolate Chip Cookies
An old man was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies.
He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything else in the world.
With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen.
There his wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. As he reached for one, he got smacked across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding.
“Leave them alone!” she said, “They’re for the funeral!”
Prayer for Money
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to the White House. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It read: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crossed Chuck Norris and lived.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Three nuns were attending a Yankee baseball game. Behind them sat three men. Because the nuns’ habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to pester the nuns, hoping they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there.”
Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, “I want to move to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there.”
The third guy yelled, “I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there.”
The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, “Why don’t you go to hell. There aren’t any nuns there.”
Many Blessings my Friends,
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Todays flowers are Pumpkin Colored Orange in light of The Falling Leafs Time Autumn and the Celebration of All Hallows Eve. Halloween, Spooky Times are two days away. My Twin boys are all prepared. Kieran will be Captain America for his School Costume and Killian will be Spider Man for his School Costume. The Halloween night, Kieran will be a Storm Troopers from Star Wars and Killian is Darth Vader. We’re going to have so so so so so so so much fun…Mommy & Daddy are so excited for them and we cannot wait. And people from other cities travel to our neighborhood because, well, its very nice and us home owners go way out when it comes to decorating our homes and yards with scary spooky Halloween Décor…always been this way for decades. thousands of people, so many there are lines from the home owners doors to the street…it is crazy…
Anyway, here are a few pumpkin colored flowers for the day…
Michael Red Crow Mulholland Photography ~ Sector 7 Studio Productions Los Angeles ~ © 2014
Yes, my friends, I am now #14 in the Music Charts for all of Los Angeles thanks to you, friends on Twitter, Facebook and elsewhere. Thank you most sincerely….
While expressing gratitude, please allow me to inform you all that my All Veterans Hard Rock Band is Gaining Quite a Bit of popularity. I have emailed my music to the Commanding General of the US Air Force NATO John E. Michel in Afghanistan, a dear friend and even though I have been in civilian status since 1986, he is still my CO. He is loving my music and sharing it with his fellow Aviators in his network and sharing my music with our men and women in Uniform serving our Great Nation abroad. I am most grateful to the General, and am so excited about all this.
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Until Next Time, Take Great Care, Many Blessings My Dear Friends
Michael Red Crow Mulholland
The Michael Mulholland Company ~ Cherokee Trail ~ Sacred Music ~ Publishing & Licensing ~ Sector 7 Studio Productions Los Angeles ~ © 2014
Photo by Michael Red Crow Mulholland Photography © 2014 ~ Sector 7 Studio Productions Los Angeles
Good day fellow bloggers and friends, I hope this post finds everyone well, happy, healthy and safe.
Its been a while since my last posts, especially photography since I have been overwhelmed with studio work producing bands and artists and composing music for film and an array of multi media, but Most of all, my children and family, but I’ve finally snapped some shots of flowers in my neighborhood. This season there wasn’t much to photograph, perhaps climate change had an impact of less blooms than that of last year, but I was surprised not see the usual blooms I am used to seeing throughout my community. Saddening if it is in fact due to climate change, and that is something I believe in unlike much of our government, but there are scientific facts that prove otherwise. As far as music goes, I am finally complete with recording and producing this new album by the metal band Stories of Solitude: http://www.Reverbnation.com/StoriesofSolitudeBand and now going into the mixing phase that is always a daunting task, then on to mastering, packaging and distribution of the album. For you metal heads, you will love it, for those not into metal, there are plenty of beautiful songs, ballads and acoustic versions of songs that will appeal to anyone’s ears. I will keep you all updated on the progress as I move forward.
Now, for my this years Flowers Photography. I snapped some beautiful shots, some look like they were shot in the dead of darkness, but all shots we taken in bright full sun daylight. Thanks to the incredible operating system and settings on my Canon 5D mkIII, this camera is so outstanding that I can’t believe I took the shots and I am not a pro by any means. Furthermore, it bothers me that you all may not see the quality of the photos the same way as I do as I have high quality expensive HD Graphics Cards in my systems and 32″ HD Monitors. Even when I view the photos on my HP laptop, they appear dull and nearly not enough life in them and seemingly don’t have the same quality as viewed on my main workstations. Thus, I hope you all see the very same beauty in them as I do…so, here are a few for starters, enjoy and as always, I love comments, not for an ego boost, but just to receive comments is a blessing. Thanks all, and many, many blessings. Michael.
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Happy 4th of July to all and to America…God Bless!
Finally…ugh, with my busy busy all too busy busy schedule, I got out for my walks with my boys, and snapped some absolutely lovely, gorgeous flowers in our community. Although, this year, for some reason unknown, there hasn’t been that many flowers and new blossoms as it was yesteryear…interesting noticing this however, I was fortunate enough to capture these lovely colors of life. I sincerely hope you all love them as much as I do, and appreciate the very beauty they offer to us all, please leave me comments as I love socializing with you all here…flowers make my every day. Many Blessings to all, Happy 4th of July, give Great Thanks to all before us for paving the way for America to be The Greatest Place on Earth to live. Although there are plenty of other Amazing Greatest places to live as well, but this is my, our country, and I love it and cherish it and I am extremely, highly grateful to all before me for giving me such a blessed and fortunate life to live. I above all, honor and respect those who have and are still serving our country and world abroad for the very freedoms such as those we are so very privileged to be blessed with.
Michael Red Crow Mulholland
Michael Red Crow Mulholland Photography ~ Sector 7 Studio Productions ~ Copyright 2014
Good day all and Happy Thanksgiving…
I’ve been so very busy in the studio here in Los Angeles @ Sector 7 Studio Productions ~ Long House Studios, producing an upcoming thrash metal band called Stories of Solitude “Salvation” album that will be released soon with their hit cover remake of a The Killers song “Somebody Told Me.” The music and production is coming along splendidly and we are all excited over this album.
Also, of course, producing music can wear on the ears, so I must relieve myself from the agony of repetitive songs consuming my brain, and go work on something else. So I’ve finished up a new country song titled “Country Song” that can be heard on my Reverbnation.com site @ http://www.reverbnation.com/MichaelMulholland and click the song titled “Country Song.” This song was a lot of fun producing and performing. I performed all the guitars, lead guitars, some pedal steel guitar, mandolin, lead vocals and all the backing vocals. It sure took some work, but I believe I gave this song some life and presence and it moves with the obvious country influence along with some rock, southern rock and bluesy influences. Song written by Harry Pridemore Jr. & Michael Red Crow Mulholland. This song, and of course, business as usual, are available for licensing & publishing for film & TV, anything and all multimedia and artist publishing. To see some of my film & television work, click on the button Filmography and read my Biography.
I am so looking forward to getting through the winter solstice and get back into photography, or at least take my twin boys up into the mountains here in Los Angeles where there is plenty of snow and skiing and snap some beautiful winter photography, certainly if time permits, if times gets in the way, I will have to change time and make it happen for the boys and to get some nice winter photographs and some snow days for some fun loving time with nature and my family.
I hope you all go to my music website and listen to my new country song, and all of my other music works there as well. There’s some great hit rock songs from the 80’s & 90’s, and hit radio country songs I’ve written, performed, produced & published on my music site, most of them have been licensed for use in hundreds of films and television shows, so, for your listening pleasure, go to my Reverbnation.com site @ http://www.reverbnation.com/MichaelMulholland
Thank You & Happy Thanksgiving my dear friends…
Michael Red Crow Mulholland
The Michael Mulholland Company
Cherokee Trail ~ Sacred Pipe Music
Publishing & Licensing
Sector 7 Studio Productions
Long House Studio Los Angeles
Happy Birthday Killian Crow and Kieran Sequoyah Mulholland. You’re 4 years now, big boys, smart, funny, loving, sweet, charming, witty, charismatic, compassionate, beautiful, amazing sons…thank you Great Spirit for these precious gifts. Happy Birthday my babies, I love you so much, Daddy.
Killian Crow Mulholland
Kieran Sequoyah Mulholland
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These photos did not out as good as I expected due to the lighting, but I captured as best I could. The Crow. What can I say about the Crow? The Crow is the most intelligent species of all birds. Extremely intelligent and can adapt to any environment. It is a scavenger bird, eats whatever there is to eat. The Crow is everywhere throughout the world and is known as a nuisance bird. Many places have open season of shooting Crows which I am opposed to. The Crow is a sacred bird to us Native Americans and we, I, honor it. The Crow is my spirit bird as the Bear is my strength on my Cherokee Totem. A Crow raised in captivity can learn how to communicate and out speak the most well trained Parrot. And as the Crow is my Spirit Bird, and the color Red is the sacred color of the blood that runs through my veins, from my heart to every part of my body, and through my Cherokee Vision Quest, I was named Red Crow. I truly believe that animals should be free however I would love and would be honored to have my very own Crow, but I cannot, he must remain free to guide my spirit. The Crow is known for carrying the soul to the Spirit World, to The Great Spirit, to Heaven. The Crow is also known as the one who could return your soul back to life…these are of course Native American Spiritual Teachings and are very sacred to me as I am an Eastern Band Cherokee (Tsalagi) Indian. I hope you enjoy these photos. Would love to hear feedback as is always welcome. Many Blessings and God Bless The Crow, My Spirit Bird. Caw Caw! Mitakuye Oyasin. Red Crow
Michael Red Crow Mulholland ~ Copyright 2013 ~ Sector 7 Studio Productions
As summer draws near to its end, many of my neighborhood gardens are feeling the wrath of August heat, thus leaving me with very little of flowers to shoot. So, I went out for my walk yesterday with my wife and boys to photograph what is left to be photographed…we’ve actually had a cool summer here in Los Angeles this year but as usual, the August heat has made itself known. Very hot indeed. So, I hope this post finds you all well, healthy and happy. Please enjoy these flowers as Autumn approaches there will be little left to shoot until next spring. Many Blessings my friends, Mitakuye Oyasin, Dohiya, Red Crow
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